The fake cupcake problem (Why we needed to write this book)
I love being a mom - I just hate doing it (Align your expectations with reality)
You can have it all - just not all at once (Make peace with your choices)
Am I a bad mom if I don't buy organic SpaghettiOs? (Lose the judgment)
I count the hours she spends with the nanny and make sure I have more (Let go of the guilt)
Just give us a f-ing rule book - we can't read minds (Tell him what you need)
When you say mom, it leaves a lot unsaid about you (Honor your whole self)
You know what? It ain't gonna happen (Just say no)
Oh, my God, I don't want to color right now (Live in the moment)
Where do we go from here?