Uncle Joe, you know we owe it to you
"I'd have titled it Randy Travis if I could have gotten away with it"
Good times roll just ahead of the thunder
Bustin' in like old John Wayne
"Who the hell is Garth Brooks?"
Why should rock 'n' roll get all the glory?
Damn this rain and damn this wasted day
"It's a once in a lifetime thing"
a white tuxedo and a lot of red paint"
I looked like hell and smelled worse, but the song was finished
I guess we can work with it
Who the shit is paying for all this?
New York shows up to kick some ass
Hopefully, we're starting to build a family
Has Garth lost his freakin' mind?
If you ever wonder what happened to me.